Wednesday, April 8, 2009

More palindromes that Scott wrote

Here are some more palindromes that Scott wrote:

No Roman DNA moron!
Major fag afro jam.
Debt? Ewe, wet bed!
On Obama I am a Bono.
Salad, alas.
Tell Abe "ballet".
Ferret-rams: a smarter ref.
ROTC: A factor.
L.A.--it's election! No, it's celestial.
Snug guns.
Rot a gym, Mum. A mummy gator.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Stand-up material

This is something I thought of the other day and wanted some help with.

So I am a poor college student and I am always looking for a quick way to make a buck so I am trying right now to get into this medical study (one of those things were they shoot you up with experimental drugs and then if you don't die then you get money). So I am talking to this lady trying to get her to accept me into the study but it is kind of weird because I am so used to talking with people and trying to get them to hire me that I just kind of automatically try and sell myself. But I don't really know how to sell myself to someone who is looking for warm bodies for a medical experiment.
"Tell something about myself? Hmmmm. Well let's see... I have a lot of blood."
Its tough, you can't really go off of experience:
"Oh yeah I take random drugs all the time, hasn't killed me yet!"

Anyway, that is all that I have right now. So here is the question: What are some other things that you could say to a medical test recruiter to convince her that you would be a good subject?

If you can think of anything feel free to post it. Or just give me feedback and let me know if you think this is funny.